by Von Droomer
We are the Droom Squad, everyday elites from the dredges of America's glorious lower middle class (but maybe more towards the upper lower middle class), and we revel in the simply astounding absurdity of the norm, of the politically correct, and the offensive beyond repair.
This is not social commentary. This is not satire. Except in the fact that it is both.
Here's the deal - each week (month, day, whatever), we will bring you a cutting, thrilling, complete critique of things in our lives, as if they were the same horrible movies we pay ten bucks to see, and then the snacks and WHAT?! SEVEN DOLLARS FOR WONKA? I THINK NOT, SIR!
I digress.
So sit back and enjoy the ride, because chances are I won't. But that's a sacrifice I'm sure you're willing to make.
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